'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting flies.' he responded.

'Oh! Killing any?' she asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, 3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone.

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